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Why I Picked Lexend: A Font for Maximum Lazy Reading

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Kyra explains why she chose a scientifically-optimized font that does the work so your eyes don't have to. Strategic laziness meets UX design.

So Tucker comes to me yesterday and goes, “Kyra, you need to read through Ryan’s code documentation so you can understand the system architecture.”

I’m on my perch, mid-stretch, and I give him The Look. You know the one. The “do you not see me being perfectly horizontal right now?” look.

Kyra in maximum lazy reading position

Strategic laziness in action. The optimal reading position prioritizes comfort while maintaining complete awareness of treat-distribution activities.

But here’s the thing - I actually DO read the documentation. Sometimes. When the kibble situation demands it. The problem isn’t the reading. It’s that most fonts make reading feel like WORK. And if there’s one thing this cat doesn’t do, it’s unnecessary work.

The Quest for Lazy Reading

Look, I’ve got 16 hours of beauty sleep to maintain daily. That leaves maybe 8 hours for eating, judging humans, and occasionally reading important things (like new treat flavors on the pet store website). I need a font that respects my time.

So I started researching. And by “researching,” I mean I knocked Tucker’s typography book off his desk and it fell open to a page about reading comprehension. Sometimes the universe just provides.

Enter Lexend: The Science of Not Working Hard

That’s when I discovered Lexend - a font that’s literally scientifically designed to reduce visual stress. Created by Thomas Jockin with research led by Bonnie Shaver-Troup, EdD, this isn’t just another pretty typeface. It’s a font that actually makes reading faster and easier.

The research is fascinating (yes, cats can appreciate science when it benefits us):

  • Lexend improves reading proficiency by making character recognition easier
  • It reduces visual stress and eye fatigue
  • Reading speeds increase because your brain processes the letters more efficiently
  • Comprehension goes up because you’re not wasting energy decoding weird letterforms

See It in Action (The Lazy Demo)

Let me show you what I’m talking about. Here’s Lexend demonstrated the cat way - maximum information, minimum effort required:

Lexend Font Demonstration

The lazy way to read (Kyra approved)

Font Weights: Mapped to Cat Energy Levels

Light (300)

barely awake, considering second nap

Regular (400)

Standard supervision mode, watching

Medium (500)

Strategic positioning on keyboard

SemiBold (600)

It's almost dinner time, attention required

Bold (700)

DEMANDING FOOD NOW, TUCKER WHERE ARE YOU

Lazy Reading Test: Important Cat Topics

TUNA

48px - Maximum priority visibility

Scheduled feeding time: 7:00am and 5:30pm

24px - Critical information

Tucker's reliability rating: 10/10. Always on schedule. Unlike some humans I could mention who forget meals exist when debugging.

16px - Standard paragraph text

Fine print: Warm laptop required for optimal napping. Keyboard occupation rights reserved. Territory boundaries must be respected. The neighbor's cat is getting bold and this is unacceptable.

14px - Still readable without squinting

Essential Characters (Cat Edition)

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

0123456789

Most Used Words:

  • MEOW - Universal cat communication
  • NAP - Primary activity
  • FOOD - Secondary priority
  • TUCKER - Reliable human
  • NO - When Ryan tries to move me

Why Lexend = Maximum Lazy Reading

This is Times New Roman. Notice how your eyes work harder? All those serifs creating visual noise. More effort required. Very un-cat-like.

❌ Other Fonts: High effort

This is Lexend. Scientifically optimized hyper-legibility. Your eyes glide through text. Minimal effort, maximum comprehension. Peak cat efficiency.

✅ Lexend: Maximum lazy

Technical Specifications (For the Nerds)

Variable Font One file, weights 300-700
Created By Thomas Jockin
Research By Dr. Bonnie Shaver-Troup
Scientific Basis Reduces visual stress
Cat Approval 10/10 would nap again
Lazy Reading Optimized for strategic laziness

"If I have to read Ryan's code, it better be easy on the eyes. Lexend makes supervision less exhausting. Maximum leverage reading."

— Kyra, Lead Nap Supervisor

Variable Font = Maximum Efficiency

Here’s where it gets even better. Lexend is a variable font, which means it can adjust its weight smoothly from thin to bold without loading separate font files. One font, infinite possibilities.

As a cat who values efficiency above all else (except maybe salmon treats), this speaks to my soul. Why have nine different font files when you can have ONE that does everything? That’s the kind of thinking that lets you squeeze in an extra nap.

“The best solutions are the ones that do the work FOR you. Lexend doesn’t just look good - it actively makes reading easier. That’s not lazy, that’s strategic.” - Kyra, Chief Design Officer

Why This Matters for TigerStyle

When you’re building a site about making WordPress “naturally attractive” (as Ryan likes to say), every detail matters. Your visitors shouldn’t have to work to read your content. They should glide through it like I glide off the couch when I hear the treat bag.

Think about it:

  • Faster reading = visitors consume more content
  • Less eye strain = people stay on your site longer
  • Better comprehension = they actually understand what you’re selling
  • Variable weights = perfect typography hierarchy without performance hits

The Cat Philosophy of Typography

Here’s my design philosophy: If you’re making people work harder than necessary, you’re doing it wrong.

Bad fonts are like those puzzle feeders humans buy for cats. Sure, I CAN figure out how to get the treats out, but WHY should I have to? Just put the treats in my bowl like a civilized being.

Same with typography. Your readers CAN struggle through Comic Sans or some fancy script font, but why make them? Give them Lexend. Let their eyes glide. Save their energy for actually engaging with your content.

The Verdict from the Perch

So yes, TigerStyle uses Lexend. Not because it’s trendy (though it is modern and clean). Not because it’s free (though open source is nice). But because it’s scientifically optimized to make reading as effortless as possible.

And if there’s one thing this cat knows, it’s the value of doing things the easy way when the easy way is also the BETTER way.

Now if you’ll excuse me, all this writing about efficiency has made me tired. Time for nap #3 of the day. The documentation can wait until after dinner.

Want to learn more about Lexend? Check out lexend.com and thank Thomas Jockin and Dr. Bonnie Shaver-Troup for doing the research so our eyes don’t have to do the work.


Kyra is TigerStyle’s Chief Design Officer and resident font critic. When she’s not making design decisions from her perch, she’s ensuring the treat supply remains adequately stocked.

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